Interview- A story


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A boy applied for a job of an Executive but he was so frustrated with the system that he decided to fail himself in the interview by answering in most annoying manner to all questions. Would you like to to know the result

see the questions by the interviewer and the answers


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. 

Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A.. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. 

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket.
Interviewer said ‘I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!’ The boy thought for a while and said, ‘my choice is one really difficult question.’
‘Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. ‘What comes first, Day or Night?’
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, ‘It’s the DAY sir!’
‘How’ the interviewer asked,
‘Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!’

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He was offered the Job of the Manager which the boy happily accepted..
This is the crazy system of today’s offices where one who irritates and frustrates his subordinates is chosen as Manager to cause as much damage to the confidence of his subordinates.
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Interview- a story


A boy applied for a job of an Executive but he was so frustrated with the system that he decided to fail himself in the interview by answering in most annoying manner to all questions. Would you like to to know the result

 

see the questions by the interviewer and the answers

 


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
 
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. 

Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? 
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.
 
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A.. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. 

Q. What looks like half apple ? 
A : The other half.
 
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? 
A : Liquid
 
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket.
 
 
Interviewer said ‘I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!’ The boy thought for a while and said, ‘my choice is one really difficult question.’ 
‘Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. ‘What comes first, Day or Night?’
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, ‘It’s the DAY sir!’ 
‘How’ the interviewer asked,
‘Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!’

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He was offered the Job of the Manager which the boy happily accepted..

This is the crazy system of today’s offices where one who irritates and frustrates his subordinates is chosen as Manager to cause as much damage to the confidence of his subordinates.

How long is one day of Lord Bhrahma


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How long is one day of Brahma in our time? (BG – 8.17)
ANS:
KALPA is a day of Brahma, which consists of a thousand cycles of four yugas, or Ages – Satya-yuga,Treta-yugaDvapara-yugaKali-yuga.
Satya-yuga – Characterized of virtue, wisdom, religion, and practically no ignorance, last’s 1,728,000 years
Treta-yuga – introduction of prostitution and ignorance, last’s 1,296,000 years
Dvapara-yuga – greater decline in virtue and religion, increasing prostitution and ignorance, lasting864,000 years
Kali-yuga – in which we have already in for the last 500 years, lasting a total of 432,000 years.
In this age of Kali-yuga we will come to a point of termination and the Supreme Lord Himself will appear as the Kalki Avatara, vanquishing the demons, saving His devotees, and commencing another Satya-Yuga.
So, One day of Brahma is :
1,728,000 +1,296,000 + 864,000 + 432,000 x 1000 (day) x 2 (to account for night) = 8,640,000,000 years is equal to one day of Brahma – Kalpa.
Life of Brahma is equal to 8,640,000,000 (ONE DAY) x 365 (DAYS IN YEAR) = 315,360,000,000,000 years X 100 = 315 Trillion, 360 billion earth years which from the view point of eternity it is a brief lightning flash.
Therefore if 8,640,000,000 = to one day which = 86,400 seconds which includes day and night.
So, 3 seconds of Brahma is = to 31,536,000sec of Earth.
31,536,000 sec
60 (to get minutes) = 525,600 min
                                   60 ( to get hours) = 8760 hours
                                                                  24 (to get days) = 365 days
                                                                                             365 (to get years) =1year  Walla!
So, we know that Brahma stole the cowherd boys from Krishna for 3 sec, which on earth was equal to 1 year, and this proves the time frame, WOW! FANTASTIC.
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10 most creative cakes


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Bus travel – Story on Positive Thinking


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Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting”

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area.They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on,As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs.Everybody on board was killed.The couple upon seeing that, said, “We wish we were on that bus”

Why do u think they said that??

If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down,the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen
after the bus had passed ..!!! 


Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when you can help Others…


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How long is one day of Lord Brahma in our time?


How long is one day of Brahma in our time? (BG – 8.17)

ANS:

KALPA is a day of Brahma, which consists of a thousand cycles of four yugas, or Ages – Satya-yuga,Treta-yugaDvapara-yugaKali-yuga.

Satya-yuga – Characterized of virtue, wisdom, religion, and practically no ignorance, last’s 1,728,000 years

Treta-yuga – introduction of prostitution and ignorance, last’s 1,296,000 years

Dvapara-yuga – greater decline in virtue and religion, increasing prostitution and ignorance, lasting864,000 years

Kali-yuga – in which we have already in for the last 500 years, lasting a total of 432,000 years.

In this age of Kali-yuga we will come to a point of termination and the Supreme Lord Himself will appear as the Kalki Avatara, vanquishing the demons, saving His devotees, and commencing another Satya-Yuga.

So, One day of Brahma is :

1,728,000 +1,296,000 + 864,000 + 432,000 x 1000 (day) x 2 (to account for night) = 8,640,000,000 years is equal to one day of Brahma – Kalpa.

Life of Brahma is equal to 8,640,000,000 (ONE DAY) x 365 (DAYS IN YEAR) = 315,360,000,000,000 years X 100 = 315 Trillion, 360 billion earth years which from the view point of eternity it is a brief lightning flash.

Therefore if 8,640,000,000 = to one day which = 86,400 seconds which includes day and night.

So, 3 seconds of Brahma is = to 31,536,000sec of Earth.

31,536,000 sec

60 (to get minutes) = 525,600 min

                                   60 ( to get hours) = 8760 hours

                                                                  24 (to get days) = 365 days

                                                                                             365 (to get years) =1year  Walla!

So, we know that Brahma stole the cowherd boys from Krishna for 3 sec, which on earth was equal to 1 year, and this proves the time frame, WOW! FANTASTIC.

 

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