Bed Room Decor


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Bed Rooms For Would Be…….
 
Farmer….
 
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Pilot……


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Sketer…… …


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Nature lover…….


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Story teller…..


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Footballer.. …..


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Car mechenic or Racer…..Fun & Info @ Keralites.net

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Wild life Officer…..
 
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Facts of Life


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Beautiful words : Must read and try to understand the deep meaning . They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all the time.

1. Prayer is not a “spare wheel” that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a “steering wheel” that directs the right path throughout.

2. A Car’s WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.

3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

4. All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don’t worry, they can’t last long either.

5. Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don’t forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, “Relax, it’s just a bend, not the end!

7. When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn’t solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

8. A blind person asked St. Anthony: “Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?” He replied: “Yes, losing your vision!”

9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10. WORRYING does not take away tomorrow’s TROUBLES, it takes away today’s PEACE.

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1. Men ARE not mind reader

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes or games

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. U r in shape. Round IS a shape!

Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh. Also to to women for bigger laugh


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Facts of Life


Beautiful words : Must read and try to understand the deep meaning . They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all the time. 

1. Prayer is not a “spare wheel” that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a “steering wheel” that directs the right path throughout. 

2. A Car’s WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on. 

3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write. 

4. All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don’t worry, they can’t last long either. 

5. Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don’t forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, “Relax, it’s just a bend, not the end!

7. When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn’t solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

8. A blind person asked St. Anthony: “Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?” He replied: “Yes, losing your vision!”

9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you. 

10. WORRYING does not take away tomorrow’s TROUBLES, it takes away today’s PEACE.

மல்லிகைப் பூவின் மருத்துவ குணங்கள்


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மல்லிகைப் பூவின் மருத்துவ குணங்கள்:-.

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மல்லிகைப் பூவை அந்த காலத்திலேயே பல்வேறு பிரச்சினைகளுக்கு மருந்தாக பயன்படுத்தி வந்தனர். அதேப்போல, பல்வேறு மருத்துவ குணம் கொண்ட மல்லிகைப் பூ எண்ணெய் மருந்தாக பயன்படுத்தப்பட்டுள்ளது.

வெளியில் உணவை வாங்கி சாப்பிடுபவர்களுக்கு வயிற்றில் பூச்சித் தொல்லைகள் அதிகமாக இருக்கும். வயிற்றில் பூச்சி இருந்தால் உடல் மெலியும், சருமத்தில் வெள்ளைத் திட்டுக்கள் காணப்படும். அப்படியானவர்கள் 4 மல்லிகைப் பூவை தண்ணீரில் போட்டு கொதிக்க வைத்து அந்த நீரை அருந்தி வர வேண்டும். இவ்வாறு அருந்தி வர வயிற்றில் உள்ள கொக்கிக் புழு, நாடாப் புழு போன்றவை அழியும்.

இந்த அறிகுறிகள் இருப்பவர்கள் மட்டுமல்லாமல் பொதுவாக அடிக்கடி பூச்சி மருந்து சாப்பிடுபவர்கள் தவிர அனைவருமே இந்த மல்லிகைத் தண்ணீரை அருந்தலாம்.

இதேப்போல, மல்லிகைப் பூக்களை நிழலில் வைத்து உலர்த்தி அவை காகிதம் போல ஆனதும், அவற்றை பொடியாக அரைத்து பொடி செய்து வைத்துக் கொள்ளவும். இதனை தண்ணீரில் கலந்து குடித்து வர சிறுநீரக கற்கள் தானாகவே கரைந்து போகும். எந்த உயர் சிகிச்சையும் தேவைப்படாது.

நோய் எதிர்ப்பு சக்தி இல்லாதவர்கள் மல்லிகைப் பூக்கள் ஒன்றிரண்டை உண்டு வர நோய் எதிர்ப்புச் சக்தி உயரும்.

இது மட்டுமல்லாமல் அவ்வப்போது ஏற்படும் சில…

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Men will be Men


 
1. Men ARE not mind reader
 
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
 

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes or games

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. U r in shape. Round IS a shape!

Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh. Also to to women for bigger laugh